boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.
mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. (via pickchick38)

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

(via pickchick38)

ixnay-on-the-oddk: lunatrip: lunatrip: sicam: sicam: what do you call a woman with an opinion wrong What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes Single (via pickchick38)

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

lunatrip:

lunatrip:

sicam:

sicam:

what do you call a woman with an opinion

wrong

What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes

Single

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(via pickchick38)

hudsonhalpert:

Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower!
muppetmayhem:

Wocka Wocka
by ~dhulteen
Dave is one of my favorite Muppet artists! :D This is GORGEOUS!